Warning for the homophobic: this page contains shounen ai and shoujo ai.
Rebecca: >< I am sick and tired of people bashing me!
Anzu: So am I! What did we do? All I did was be a CARING FRIEND! Jeez! I'm a nice person, not some horrible evil b-
Rebecca: >< No swearing around me! Only I can swear!
Anzu: -_-;;;
Rebecca: Anyway, all I ever did was ACT MY AGE! Jeez, people! And I made a mistake! Hello! I'm HUMAN!
Anzu: So am I! We're not perfect!
Tori: Oh god, don't MENTION that word!
Anzu: Why not?
Tori: Perfect... MARY SUE! *Scream*
Anzu: But YOU'RE a Mary Sue!
Tori: I AM NOT! *Offended* I am an OC! Why won't you people learn the difference between Mary Sue and OC? I AM AN OC! NOT A MARY SUE!
Anzu: Jeez, sorry.
Faiachi: It's okay, she sometimes gets like this. Calm down, Tori...
Tori: We have FLAWS! We are human!
Rebecca and Anzu: Like us!
Faiachi: Exactly!
Tori: So what are we going to do!
Rebecca: EAT OREOS!
Tori: o.O;;; No... We're going to kill Mary Sues!
Anzu: And roast Anzu and Rebecca haters?
Tori: YES! ^_^
Himeko: Alexi found my lover!
All: Hey! We were about to go on a mission.
Himeko: Sorry. ^_^;;; Anyway, I am the OC who Alexi is counting on to PROVE that not all Canon Character/OC romances are Mary Sues!
Tori: We knew that, but who is your lover?
Himeko: KENTA! ^_^
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Who the (cencored) is Kenta?Umeko: Ooh! Ooh!! *raises hand* I KNOW!!!!
Alexi: *Pops up like a poptart* Well, it's simple. Kenta is that boy who snuck into Shizuka's room! ^_^
Yu-Gi-Oh Fans: Oh. But isn't he too young for Himeko?
Alexi: I'm saying he's 11. ^_^;;; They didn't give him an official age anyway, did he? And he looks a little bit older than Mokuba (to me, anyway), so 11 it is. ^_^;;; And now, there's only a 3-4 age difference. I'll support any couple as long as they don't go too far from my 10 age difference limit. 11 age limit is pushing it, but it's okay. ^_^;;;
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Okay...
Alexi: SO LETS GO KILL MARY SUES! AND ROAST ANZU AND REBECCA HATERS!
(Excluding my friends who hate them, because I'm just not that mean. o.O;;; )
MEANWHILE!
Mokuba: JOUNOUCHI IS NOT MY WORST PAIRING! I'M IN LOVE WITH HIM, SO NYAH! What will Nii-sama think? Oh well. ^_^;;; And I'm not in love with Rebecca! I saw her ONCE and I WAS SWEATDROPPING AT HER!
Noa: I never saw her and I love her. ^_^
Mokuba: You're dead. O.O;;;
Noa: So what?
Mokuba: -_-;;;
Jounouchi: >.> I don't love Mokuba that way.
Alexi: YOU DO NOW! JOUNOUCHI/MOKUBA IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE COUPLES! *Hits Jounouchi with cupid's arrow*
Jounouchi: MOKUBA! *Glomp*
Mokuba: YAY!
Alexi: AND YOU WILL BOW DOWN TO MOKUBA, BECAUSE HE RULES! AND JULY SEVENTH SHALL BE A HOLIDAY BECAUSE THAT IS WHEN MOKUBA'S BIRTHDAY IS!
*Umeko appears and hits Alexi with a mallet because Alexi is stupid and admits it herself*
Alexi: YOU MUST LIKE MOKUBA AND LOVE JOUNOUCHI/MOKUBA! I COMMAND IT! *Is hit again, this time by the random Yu-Gi-Oh fans*
Jounouchi: Mokuba, I love you.
Mokuba: I LOVE YOU TOO!
*They kiss. Alexi squeals. Alexi is then knocked out by random Yu-Gi-Oh fans*
WITH OTOGI!
Otogi: I shall now explain why I was able to harm the Ghouls with dice.
Honda: Why?
Otogi: Alexi's brother might think they're regular lead dice, but they AREN'T! They're MAGICAL MYSTICAL DICE OF DOOOOOOOOM!
Shizuka: That explains everything! ^_^
Honda: Yep. Now Otogi and I can kiss.
Shizuka: Yep! And I don't care! Because I love ANZU!
Honda and Otogi: *Kiss*
Alexi: *Delighted squeal*
WITH THE OTHERS!
Anzu: I think we've made a point.
Rebecca: I'd say so. ^_^;;;
*Anzu and Rebecca haters are fried*
Mary Sue: Don't hurt me, please!
Tori and Faiachi: *Blow the Mary Sue up*
Mary Sue: *Dies*
Alexi: Now that that's over, you can all kiss!
*Jounouchi and Mokuba kiss, Shizuka and Anzu kiss, Honda and Otogi kiss, Faiachi and Tori kiss.*
Himeko: I think we'll stick with hugging.
Kenta: *Nods*
*Himeko and Kenta hug*
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Awww!
And so, the weird thing ended! It shouldn't have begun! >XD
Wait, Miho was going to be here... Okay, here she is!
Miho: I LOVE DRESSES!
Okay, now we end. >XD
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