August 18, 2003
Anzu: *stands around foolishly, looking at her surroundings* Uhh... a porcupine with Yuugi's face, an elephant with Yuugi's face, a giraffe with Yuugi's face... *fidgets* This is rather disturbing.
Voice: Heeeyyy!! Anzu!!!!
*Yuugi, Jounouchi, Honda, Otogi, Bakura, Seto, and Mokuba come running up- okay, Seto was NOT running. He was walking Seto Kaiba-like looking not pleased at ALL to be there.*
Anzu: Oh, hey, guys!
Jounouchi: *snickers* Heeyyy, what is this place??
Honda: These animals SUUURE look familiar!!!
Yuugi: ...
Giraffe with Yuugi's face: Snark!!! THE OTHER ME?!?!
Yuugi: This looks a lot like...
Umeko: NOW!! Here's Mab's gift!! *thrusts a drawing at him*
Yuugi: *looks at picture* The Yuugi Zoo...? Why do all the animals have my face? And why are they all shouting "THE OTHER ME?!?!"
Umeko: *chuckles like Henry*
Yuugi: -_-;;; Well, thanks.
Yuugi: ... *groans miserably*
OFF IN ANOTHER LAND!!!!! ... not really.
Two people at a computer: *chuckle evilly*
BACK AT THE INFAMOUS YUUGI ZOO!!!!
Seto: What is going on here?
Mokuba: Nii-sama and I got this letter!!! *holds up what looks like a ransom letter (pasted with letters cut from magazines) and reads "CoME TO tHE YUuGi zoO AUguSt 18 At 2:48 ShArp!!!!"*
Bakura: We all got the same thing!! *everyone holds up similar letters*
Otogi: What in the world is this FOR?!
Anzu: Umm... I can venture a guess...
Yuugi: Yeah... *clears his throat and blushes* Ah... Anzu!! It's your birthday today! So I got you... uh... these... *holds out a dozen roses and a chocolate Yuugi*
Anzu: ^^ Aww, Yuugi, that's so sweet!!
Jounouchi: WHAAAAAAAT?! It's Anzu's birthday?!
Otogi: SHOOT!! I didn't know!!!
Everyone (except the Anzu, Yuugi, and the Kaibas): *run off to find presents*
Seto: *scoffs* Pish.
Mokuba: Nii-samaaa!! *tugs on Seto's sleeve* Let's go get Anzu a present!!!
Seto: *rolls eyes* Fine.
A HALF HOUR LATER!!!
...DON'T WORRY!! They ALL managed to find Anzu some GREAT gifts!!!
So everyone came back.
Jounouchi: Anzu!! I got you this!! *hands her a bottle*
Anzu: Oh, perfume...
Otogi: HEY!! Jounouchi-kun!! That's not fair!! I got Anzu perfume also!!!
Jounouchi: TOO BAD!!!
Anzu: *inspects the bottle* "Zap!"?
Jounouchi: *nods* It's from Spain, apparently. I bought it from two hooded figures off the street. They also said to pour it over your head to make you "smell pretty," but I decided against it.
Anzu: ...Wait. You bought it from two HOODED FIGURES off the STREET?
Honda: Jounouchi, you idiot!! What if they were those Ghouls freaks?!
Jounouchi: *whining* They WEREN'T!! They were dressed differently and their voices sounded familiar, too!!!
Everyone: ... *shrug* Okay, whatever.
Otogi: Well... anyway, as I said, I ALSO got you perfume. *hands Anzu the bottle and glares at Jounouchi* I, however, did not buy it off the street.
Anzu: *reads the label* "Clinique Happy."
Yuugi: I think they'll be lovely on you, Anzu.
Anzu: *smiles sweetly* Thank you, Yuugi.
OFF IN ANOTHER LAND!!!!! ... not really.
Two people at a computer: WOAH!!! FLIRTING TO THE MAX!!! This is getting WAY out of our hands!!!!
BACK AT THE INFAMOUS YUUGI ZOO!!!!
Honda: I got you THIS, Anzu!!! *presents his gift proudly*
Anzu: *takes the box and looks at it* Victoria's Secret? *glares* HONDA, YOU JERK!!!
Honda: NONONONONO!!!! *covers his head* THAT'S JUST THE BOX!!! I SWEAR, JUST OPEN IT!!!
Anzu: *opens the box, grumbling* ...A biking helmet.
Honda: YEAH! Isn't it cool?!
Anzu: ...HONDA, YOU JERK!!! *goes to hit him over the head with the box, but decides against it* Alright, who's next?
Bakura: *raises his hand meekly* I am... *steps up and hands her a box* Here.
Anzu: ^^ Thank you, Bakura-kun. *opens the box* Awww!! It's so cute!!! *takes out a stuffed pink bunny and hugs it* Thank you so much, Bakura-kun.
Bakura: *smiles, blushes, and backs off* You're welcome.
Yami Bakura: *sulking in... er... YAMI YUUGI'S Soul Room* I wouldn't have gotten her THAT. I would have ripped that to shreds in an instant. I'd have gotten her... I don't know... a knife. Knives are nice. Yeah...
Yami Yuugi: *on the other side of the staircase Yami Bakura is sulking under, except upside-down from Yami Bakura's perspective* Huh? I SENSE A DARK EVIL PRESENCE IN MY ROOM!!! BLAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Yami Bakura: *scoffs* Stupid Pharaoh.
(We apologize for that segment; it was probably distorted in Yami Bakura's perception of the event, as we all KNOW that Yami Yuugi would never say "BLAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!")
Mokuba: Nii-sama, Nii-sama!!! It's our turn, let's give Anzu OUR presents!!!
Anzu: Oh? Did you two get me presents also?
Seto: *sighs* Here. *hands her a red crayon* Happy birthday.
Anzu: ...Um...
Seto: It's to go with Yuugi's paper.
Yuugi: ;_;
Mokuba: Now MY present!! *holds out a little Matchbox car* Happy birthday, Anzu!!!
Anzu: *takes the car* Uh... Thanks, Mokuba-kun.
Mokuba: I WANTED to get you a real car, but Nii-sama said no! *pouts*
Seto: *scoffs* Not that she could even drive it if she DID get one.
Anzu: ^^;;;; ...So, is this it?
Everyone: *shrugs*
Mysterious Voices: NO!! THAT IS NOT IT!!!!
Everyone: WHO'S THAT?!!
Mab and Umeko: IT IS US!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Jounouchi: It's them!! They're the ones who sole me the perfume!!!
Mab: Yes, doesn't Zap! smell nice?
Anzu: Um... I haven't actually smelled it yet...
Umeko: What?! Jounouchi, you didn't pour it over her head to make her smell pretty?!!
Everyone: -_-
Mab: In any case, WE have a present for Anzu as well!!!
Honda: Dear God, no...
Umeko: YES!!! WE SUMMON...
Umeko and Mab: THE YUUGI PENGUINS!!!!
Penguins with Yuugi's face: *stampede out of nowhere and surround everyone* QUACK!!! THE OTHER ME?!?! QUACK!!!! THE OTHER ME?!?! THE OTHER ME?!?! QUAAAAACK!!!!!!
Anzu: AHHHH!!! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!!
Yuugi: ;_; My animal counterparts are so...
Mab and Umeko: HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW!!!! THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY YET!!! And we thought nothing could top Bandit Keith's...
THERE WILL BE A POLL HERE!!!!
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