July 21, 2003
NOTE: We love Haga's dub voice, so we're going to be using that.
AT PEGASUS' CASTLE
Haga: *wandering around the main entranceway* Wowww...
Pegasus: *walks into the corridor* Do you like my castle?
Haga: Oh! Mithter Pegthuth!! *bows* Thank you for inviting me to your cathtle for my birthday!
Pegasus: It was no problem. Anything for the Domino City Regional Champion. This way, SHE can't barge in...
AT UMEKO'S HOUSE!!!
Umeko: *pokes her head into her dad's study* Daddy, can I borrow the motorboat?
Umeko's Dad: *working on HIS website* Um... what for?
Umeko: I wanna go somewhere.
Umeko's Dad: No. You can't drive the boat, you refuse to take Boaters' Ed!
Umeko: But Daddy...
Umeko's Dad: No. Not until you get your boating licence.
Umeko: *leaves the room, scoffing* None of the OTHER kids have to take Boaters' Ed...
Umeko's Dad: *without looking up* You and Little Jimmy are special.
BACK IN PEGASUS' CASTLE!!!
Pegasus: Unfortunately, Yuugi-boy and his friends couldn't make it over, either. I have their presents for you, though, so you shall not be deprived.
Haga: Oh, hooray!!
Pegasus: Yes. Let's go into my lounge...
IN PEGASUS' LOUNGE!!!
Haga: *gasps* Look at all the prethentth!!
Pegasus: Yeah, how about we open them? //^_\\\ That one there is from Yuugi-boy...
Haga: Oh, it'th big... *opens it to reveal a huge framed picture of Yami Yuugi's eyes glaring* ...Um...
Pegasus: Oh! What's that about, Haga-boy?
Haga: I really don't know.
Pegasus: Ah, well. How about this present? *holds it out* This is from Jounouchi-boy.
Haga: *takes it* Thankth! *opens it up* It'th... my Dueling gauntlet... and there'th a note...
Note: *in messy handwriting* I stol this frum you at dulists kingdum and now i dont need it. i'm not sory that i took it. Happy brithday, freek. -Jounouchi
Haga: *blinks* Okay...
Pegasus: Yes... *coughs* Well, that certainly was interesting! This one here is from Honda-boy...
Haga: I hope it'th thomething better... *opens it* AAHH!!! IT'TH BUG STPRAY!!! *chucks it in a random direction and hits Pegasus in the forehead*
Pegasus: OWWW!!! *grabs his forhead and whines*
Haga: OHMYGOSHTH!! Pegathuth, I'm tho thorry!!
Pegasus: *takes his hands down to reveal a red mark* That's okay, Haga-boy! You didn't mean to, you just had to get it out of your hands as quickly as you could.
Haga: That'th right! *points to a present wrapped neatly in pink wrapping* Who'th that one from?
Pegasus: Oh, that's from... Yuugi-boy's female friend... her name has escaped me at the moment...
Haga: Anthu?
Pegasus: Yes, that's the one. Go ahead and open it.
Haga: *opens it* Wow, it'th an ant farm!!
Pegasus: Ooh!! Wonderful!! That's a nice gift!
Haga: Yeah!! Now I jutht have thothe two envelopeth left...?
Pegasus: Oh, yes, here you go. *hands them to Haga* They're from Otogi-boy and Ryuuzaki-boy.
Haga: Oh, okay. *opens Otogi's envelope* Thith lookth like a bill... and there'th another note...
Note: Haga, I drove you and Dinosaur Ryuuzaki all over the place, and I want you two to pay the gasoline bill. It's been split between the two of you. Please send the money as soon as possible. Oh, and happy birthday. -Otogi Ryuuji
Haga: *glaring at the note* I think I'll open Ryuuthaki'th now...
Note: Yo, Haga, I got this bill from Otogi. He wants me to pay him for the gas he used on us or something. I'm sort of broke, so could you pay it for me? Thanks, and, oh yeah, it's your birthday, right? Happy birthday. -Dinosaur Ryuuzaki
Haga: *throws the envelope away* I gueth that'th all for my prethentth then.
Pegasus: No, I haven't given you my present yet!
Haga: Oh? What'th that?
Pegasus: *kisses Haga on the cheek*
(Umeko: Old obsession. I couldn't resist.)
Haga: ... *blushes, then faints*
Pegasus: Oh dear, he's fainted. I'll have one of my servents send him home, then... //^_\\\
There WILL be a poll here!! SOON!!!
And to show that you came to Haga's party, you may take this banner and slap it wherever you want!! It's only available until August 30, so save it NOW!!!
Wait... what?! How did that get there? That's not Haga!! Here's the REAL banner:
Umeko: Little Jimmy, do you REALLY want to go to Boaters' Ed?
Little Jimmy: Sure, if I can get my licence. What about you?
Umeko: Well... I suppose I'll take it. But only if they have the Hip Teens Singing.
Little Jimmy: ...???
Umeko: *sings* IN-TER-SEC-TION!! KNOW YOUR PLACE!!! IN-TER-SEC-TION!! GIVE TRUCKS MOOORE-
Little Jimmy: Oh, God, stop singing that!!!
Umeko: ^^