August 12, 2003
Mab: It's Bandit Keith's birthday!
Umeko: YAY! He's cool! ^^ Kissu-sama!!
Luigi: SO!! For his birthday, we present to him...
Umeko, Mab, and Luigi: OTOGI'S RANDOM STEAKHOUSE!!!
Otogi: *from inside the steakhouse* Just because they can...
INSIDE THE STEAKHOUSE!!!!
Bandit Keith: *bangs hand on table* WHERE'S MY STEAK?!
Doremi: Steeeeki...
Otogi: *wearing a chef's hat and wielding a spatula* Hey! Why is Doremi here?
Mab: *wearing a maid dress for no apparent reason* Don't sweat the small stuff, hon.
Umeko: It was her birthday July 30th, so she deserves some steak also! ^^
Yami Bakura: *bangs hands on table* HEY!! I'm here too!!! *rips open his shirt*
Luigi: *touches his sexy chest to hear it sizzle* Ssssss...
Otogi: Er... how would everyone like their steaks done?
Keith: STEAK!!
Doremi: Eto... STEEKI!!
Yami Bakura: RAW!!!!
Evil Baby Minion Yami Bakura: *in a baby sling on Mab's back* Gyah!! *bangs head to imitate Yami Bakura*
Otogi: *gives Yami Bakura a slab of raw steak* I'll go make the rest...
EBMYB: *points to raw steak* KYA!! *kicks feet*
Mab: No, honey, no raw steak for you.
Yami Bakura: Aw, let the kid have some. *tears off a piece for EBMYB*
Keith: HEY!! *bangs hand on table again* It's MY birthday and this is only the third thing I've said!!
Umeko: Well... I'm the legal owner of this domain and this is only the third thing I'VE said.
Keith: ...I'M BETTER THAN YOU!!
Yami Bakura: Foolish mortals. *turns back to regular Bakura and his shirt closes up* Huh? Where am I?
Umeko, Mab, and Luigi: Awwww... *distressed at the disappearance of his chest*
Keith: Listen, wimp, this is my birthday,so don't try stealing the spotlight or I'll-
Bakura: Ugh! What's this?!! *blanches at the sight of the raw steak on his plate*
Keith: HEY! DON'T IGNORE ME!!!
Bakura: Ughhh... *turns very green and covers his mouth*
Mab: Crud! *grabs a paper bag out of thin air*
Bakura: *grabs the paper bag and the rest is censored for those with weak stomachs* Stupid weak mortal vessel...
Umeko, Mab, and Luigi: Hoorah!!! Sexy chest!!! *go and fondle his chest*
Yami Bakura: LEAVE ME BE, FOOLISH MORTAL GIRLS!!!!
Luigi: PRESENT OPENING TIME!!!
Everyone: HOORAH!!!
Umeko: Doremi will conjure up the presents for us!!!
Doremi: Eeeeeeh? Sonna!! *covers head* Watashi wa majogaeruuuu!!! (Ehh? No way!! *covers head* I'm a witch-froooog!!!)
Umeko: Ehh... Doremi-chan... chigau na. Kimi wa majogaeru janai mo. (Ehh... Doremi-chan... that's not it. You're not a witch-frog.)
Doremi: Are? (Huh?) *looks down at self, then starts laughing at Umeko's attempt to speak Japanese*
Umeko: Oi! Doremi-chan hidoi!! (Hey! Doremi-chan's mean!)
Doremi: *giggles* Gomen... (Sorry...)
Everyone: *blinks* Ummm...
Umeko: Doremi-chan... henshin... onegai? (Doremi-chan... transform... please?)
Doremi: *sighs* Hai, hai... (Yeah, yeah...) *transforms and waves her wand around* Pirika pirilala popolina pepeluto! Purezento ni nare!! (Pirika pirilala popolina pepeluto! Turn into presents!)
Everyone: *turn into presents*
Keith the present: HEY!! Stupid girl!!! Fix this right now!!!
Doremi: *scratches head* Eheheh... gomen. (Eheheh... sorry.) *fixes the spell; everyone turns back to normal and a pile of presents appear on the table*
Keith: Hey... what's this? *picks up a flaming postcard* "Greetings from Hell. We are having a hell of a time here. Ha ha. Happy birthday, bro. Signed, your minions." ... Who sent my lackeys to hell?!
Yami Bakura: *whistles innocently*
EBMYB: *tries to whistle*
Mab: *coughs* Anyway... this first present is from Yuugi!! *hands Keith a small package*
Keith: Hmm... *opens the present* It's a bandanna... with the Black Magician on it... ARGH!!!! *throws the bandanna on the floor and jumps on it* I HATE YUUGI AND THAT BLACK MAGICIAN!!!!
Yami Bakura: *eats the bandanna*
Luigi: So sexy...
Umeko: Um... yes... *clears throat* That one there is from Anzu...
Keith: *grabs the box* Let's see... *opens the box* THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE!!!! *throws it on the floor*
Luigi: *peers at the box* Actually, there's a note pasted to the lid... "You are a bad, bad man. -Anzu"
Everyone: ...
Keith: ...$&^@!!!
Umeko: *suddenly has a laptop* O.O Er... I had to censor that, sorry.
Keith: Whatever, I don't care!! *grabs a card* "Kieth, you ar a jurk. -Jounouchi." ARGH!!!!
Luigi: Didn't he give Haga the same thing?
Mab: Uh... I guess.
Umeko: *is purposely trying to ignore herself*
Yami Bakura: *points to a gift, meat hanging from his mouth* That one looks promising.
EBMYB: Gyaaah!!! ^^
Keith: *grunts* It better be, or someone is going to get seriously hurt. *opens the box* Woah, sweet!!!
Yami Bakura: *looks into the box* Woah, a leather jacket!
Doremi: Ehhhhh...???
Keith: Who was that from? *checks the tag* Ah, Honda. Not bad...
Mab: I can so imagine you and Honda being cool together.
Luigi: But Otogi is Honda's lover!!
Umeko: YEAH!!!
Mab: ~_~ Ugh...
Otogi: *walks out of the kitchen with two steaks* Did someone say something about me?
Keith: *bangs hand on table* ABOUT TIME!!!
Doremi: STEEEKI!!!! *looks at Otogi and sighs* Kakkoi...
Umeko: This'll be, what, the second time she's fallen in love with someone who owns cows?
Mab: I don't know. You're the expert.
Luigi: Otogi has cows?
Keith: YOU THREE!! STOP DIRECTING THE ATTENTION AWAY FROM ME!!! *gives a vulgar gesture*
Umeko, Mab, and Luigi: Sorry... *sigh*
Otogi: *serves the steaks* There you go! Have a nice meal!
Doremi: *gazes at her steak, drooling* Haaa... steeki... ^^
Keith: *swipes her steak and stuffs it into his mouth, whole* Ha ha.
Doremi: Mou!! Hidoi ne!!! *starts crying*
Yami Bakura: *laughs evilly at Doremi's expense*
EBMYB: *giggles*
Keith: *glares at the Duel Standby! Gods* Hey, this is really demented! End this page now!!
Umeko, Mab, and Luigi: *jump, startled* OKAY!!!
THE END!!!
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