Mokuba-kun Otanjoubi Omedetou!

July 7, 2003

AT THE KAIBA RESIDENCE (where there is currently a big sign outside proclaiming "THE PARTY IS HERE!!!")...

Mokuba: Wow, Nii-sama!! Thanks for holding a party for me!!

Seto: You're welcome, Mokuba. It's much better than having HER barge in to give you presents...

OUTSIDE!!!

Umeko: *banging on door* SETOOOO!! LET ME IN!!!!!

INSIDE AGAIN!!!

Seto: *sighs and walks over to an intercom* Security, front door. *sits back down* Now, is everyone here? This IS a Kaiba family event, but sometimes it's hard to keep track of our giant, prosperous family.

Mokuba: I'm here! ^^

Noa: Aren't I supposed to be dead...??

Ghetto: Ghetto Kaiba in da house, dawgs!!

Seto: *glares* Ghetto, you are NOT ghetto, so act like yourself.

Ghetto: All right. ^^ *grins, snorts, then bursts into maniacal laughter* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seto: That's better.

Ghetto: Thanks. Now give me the Blue-Eyes White Dragon.

Seto: No.

Ghetto: I'll trade it for THIS one!!! *holds up a Blue-Eyes card that is most OBVIOUSLY a photocopy*

Seto: Do you think I'm stupid?

Ghetto: YES!!! *jumps in front of Seto's face, blinding him with his vivid green hair, then steals the 3 Blue-Eyes while he's blinded*

Mokuba: HEY! THIS IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

Seto: *blinks* Yes, you're right Mokuba. Let's start with presents. *doesn't notice that he's missing his Blue-Eyeses...es...es...*

Mokuba: YAY!!!

Noa: Here, Mokuba. *stands up and hands a heart-shaped box to Mokuba* That is my gift to you.

Mokuba: Gee, thanks, Noa. *opens it up* Valentines chocolates!! Yum!! *fidgets as Noa sits down next to him and starts hugging him and fondling him and acting creepy like Yuki even though he looks like Momiji*

Seto: *glares at Noa* Noa, would you kindly step away from my brother?

Noa: *chuckles* Come now, Seto, he's my brother as well.

Seto: Not really.

Noa: Yes, really.

Seto: Well, then, that makes what you're doing really wrong.

Noa: I am merely expressing my brotherly love to my dear younger brother. *holds Mokuba close and strokes his hair*

Mokuba: *whining* Nii-sama...

Seto: All right, that's ENOUGH! *grabs Noa and pulls him away* Unfortunately, I cannot make you leave, as this is a Kaiba family event, but I CAN do THIS. *snaps fingers*

*pause*

Noa: Well, Seto, I can do that too, watch. *snaps fingers*

Seto: Wait a moment, will you?!!

MIB-looking Guards: *come marching in* Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut!!! *tie up Noa, then leave* Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut!!!!!

Noa: *looks down at the ropes* Well, isn't this pleasant?

Ghetto: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seto: Will you stop acting so calm all the time, Noa?

Noa: All right. Would you rather I do this? *puts on his giant insane smile and huge insane eyes* I WILL TAKE OVER KAIBA CORPORATION!!!! YOU WILL DIE, SETO!!!!!!!

Seto: *winces* Never mind. You can keep being calm.

Noa: *looks sane again* Thank you, Seto.

Ghetto: May I give Mokuba my present, now?

Mokuba: Yay! ^^

Seto: Go ahead.

Ghetto: Thank you. *hands Mokuba a package* Open it up.

Mokuba: *opens it and takes out very white, dressy clothes* Um...

Ghetto: I realized that you are the only member of the Kaiba family who does not wear white.

Mokuba: Really? *looks around the room; Seto is wearing his white trenchcoat, Noa is wearing his white little boy clothes, and Ghetto his wearing his white school uniform* Huh... I guess you're right...

Ghetto: *grins* I always am.

Seto: *clears throat and stands up* Now it is time for my gift.

Mokuba: Hooray! I bet you got me something REALLY great, Nii-sama!!

Seto: That I did. *pulls out a remote, presses a button, and the roof opens up* I got you that.

Mokuba: *looks up to see a helicopter with his face plastered on it, emblazened with the words "WOODEN HORSE"* WOW, NII-SAMA!! That's the best present EVER!!!!

Seto: I know it is. Now let's go have some cake.

Ghetto: And afterwards, Mokuba can give us a ride in his new Helicopter!

Noa: I get to sit next to Mokuba.

Seto: No.

Big, Booming voice: Did you not invite ME to the party?!!

All dem Kaibas: *turn around to see who it is*

Seto: *growls* Kaiba Gozaburo...

Noa: CHICHIUE!!!

Mokuba: It's the man who took away Nii-sama's smile!!!

Ghetto: *raises an eyebrow* I thought I threw you out a window...

Gozaburo's giant head: Yes, and thus I am reduced to a giant, floating, holographic head in the sky!!

Ghetto: I changed my mind. I don't want to fly in the helicopter if Gozaburo's head is in the sky.

Seto: I agree full-heartedly.

Gozaburo's giant head: Did you not think that I had I present for Mokuba as well?

Seto: You're not giving him anything!!!

Gozaburo's giant head: I shall give Mokuba 1% of the stocks of Kaiba Corporation!!!

*silence*

Seto: Gozaburo... you're a head in the sky.

Gozaburo's giant head: SO?

Seto: You are no longer the president of Kaiba Corporation. I am, and you cannot give stocks to Mokuba.

Gozaburo's giant head: I can do what I want!! I won six international chess tournaments!!!

Seto: That means nothing. *presses the button on the remote and the roof starts closing up*

Gozaburo's giant head: Hey! Hey!! What are you doing?! HOW DARE YOU DO THIS, SETO!!! I WILL TAKE AWAY ALL YOUR TOYS AND GAMES FOR THIS!! YES, EVEN YOUR GOBAN!!! AND ALL THOSE CURSED- *is silenced as the roof closes completely*

Seto: Alright. Let's go eat cake now.

All dem Kaibas: Yaw-RIGHT!!! *skip off happily*

What would YOU get Mokuba for his birthday?

A box of valentines chocolates
White clothes
A helicopter with Mokuba's face on it
1% of Kaiba Corporation's stocks
Other