June 4, 2003
Umeko: *bangs on Yuugi's door* YUUGI!!!
Yuugi: I'm not home! Go away!
Umeko: ... Aww, come on, Yuugi! It's your birthday! Let me in!!
Yuugi: NO!!
Umeko: ... HEY! YUUGI'S AWESOME MOM!!!
Yuugi's Awesome Mom: *peeks head out the Millennium Puzzle window* Yes?
Umeko: Since you're so awesome, could you please let me into the game shop?
Yuugi's Awesome Mom: OKAY!
Yuugi: No! Don't let her in, mama!
Yuugi's Awesome Mom: *opens door* Come on in!
Umeko: Thank you! *looks around and sees Yuugi hiding under a table* Yuugi! I have your presents from everyone! Come out from under there!
Yuugi: *reluctantly crawls out* All right, here I am.
Umeko: Yay! So let's start with the presents! *digs through giant sack* Here... Jounouchi got you a bunch of booster packs...
Yuugi: Oh... that's nice. ^-^
Umeko: *pulls out a bracelet* This is from Anzu... I think it's a friendship bracelet, but I've never seen one made of metal links... And believe me, as a Girl Scout for 11 years, I've seen plenty of friendship bracelets.
Yuugi: Ah! I like that! *puts it on*
Umeko: I thought as much... Hmm... Oh! Honda and Otogi went in on this together. *hands him a book*
Yuugi: "Flirting for Dummies"...?? *puts it aside* Do I have any cake, by the way?
Umeko: Yup, from Malik!
Yuugi: O.O MALIK?!?!
Umeko: Ya lo creo! *pulls out a hug white-and-pink cake*
Yami Yuugi: Aibou, light it on fire.
Yuugi: WHAT?! Well... okay... *takes a match, lights it, and throws it on the cake, which promptly explodes* O.O
Umeko: Hmm... I wonder what that means?
Yami Yuugi: It was poisoned.
Yuugi: It was poisoned.
Umeko: Oh... I guess that makes sense... but it wasn't very nice. Still, it's not as bad as Bakura's present.
Yuugi: What did Bakura-kun get me?
Umeko: Not Bakura-kun.
Yuugi: Okay... What did Posessed Bakura get me, then?
Umeko: *laughs nervously* Yuugi, I can't say that! This is a family site!
Yuugi: O.O !!!!!!
Umeko: *coughs* Anyway... this is from Kaiba. *hands him a small piece of paper*
Yuugi: >.< Why does he always give us blank pieces of paper?!?!
Umeko: Beats me. Oh, hey, Isis gave you the Millennium Tauk.
Yuugi: *takes it* Didn't I already have this...?
Umeko: Pish. *looks in the bag* One more, then OUR presents!!
Yuugi: *gulps* The three of you got me presents also...?
Umeko: Yup! But first, Mai's... *hands him eyeliner* There ya go!
Yuugi: ^^;;;; Gee, thanks.
Umeko: NOW!! Here's Mab's gift!! *thrusts a drawing at him*
Yuugi: *looks at picture* The Yuugi Zoo...? Why do all the animals have my face? And why are they all shouting "THE OTHER ME?!?!"
Umeko: *chuckles like Henry*
Yuugi: -_-;;; Well, thanks.
Umeko: Now Luigi's!! *hands him another book*
Yuugi: *reads title* "How to Have a Sexy Chest" ... Um, thanks, I guess...
Umeko: NOW ME!!! I got you... A JIMMY BUFFETT RECORD!!!
Yuugi: *takes the record* A record?
Umeko: Yup!
Yuugi: You're aware that records went out of fashin a long time ago?
Umeko: Yup!
Yuugi: ...um...
Umeko: It has "Cheeseburger in Paradise" on it, so I knew you'd like it!
Yuugi: Oh... well, thanks for all the presents.
Umeko: YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!
Yuugi: Now leave.
Umeko: OKAY!!!! *leaves*
Yuugi: *looks at his pile of presents* At least she only managed to blow one thing up...
SO!! If you were to give Yuugi a present for his birthday, what would it be?
DM Booster Packs
A friendship bracelet
"Flirting for Dummies"
A poisoned cake
A/an *beep*
A piece of paper
Millennium Tauk
Eyeliner
A drawing of zoo animals with Yuugi's face
"How to Have a Sexy Chest"
A Jimmy Buffett record
Other (please specify)
Umeko's Mom: Umeko, have you seen my Jimmy Buffett record?
Umeko: Nope.
Umeko's Mom: Okay.