Evil Baby Minion Yami Bakura is our little slave who lives in Umeko's closet. He likes to blow things up and set things on fire. This is his epic tale.
One day, Umeko and Mab were walking to Borders to read manga. But the walk is kind of long and boring, so we decided to start a pass-along story. It got very strange, of course. It included the Wizard of Oz, beer fairies, a magical otter, Sugoroku in a lion costume, Yami Yuugi, our original characters, a Popeye's resturant, a duel, and Pretty Pretty Princess. Eventually we decided that Sasheem, the evil witch, needed a minion. So, somehow, Evil Baby Minion Yami Bakura came into existence. You'd expect that from a story where "b****in'" is Yami Yuugi's favorite word and Pretty Pretty Princess is his favorite game.
Evil Baby Minion Yami Bakura kept showing up after that, and Mab took him in as her own. However, she is constantly moving houses, so she gave Umeko the duty of keeping him for her. That's when he started living in Umeko's closet, though he frequently teleports to the Mountain of Doom to visit.
Eventually, September second rolled around, which is Evil Baby Minion Yami Bakura's birthday. Mab wanted to get him a really good present, so she constructed a Doomsday Device for him. Very soon afterwards, she realized that giving it to him wasn't the best idea. To prevent him from destroying the world, she hid the controls to the Device in her watch. So, if she taps the knob three times consecutively, the world would be destroyed.
Unfortunately, every hero has an archenemy. Evil Baby Minion Yami Bakura's is Umeko's six-year-old brother, Chibi Takato. One day, Chibi Takato was really annoying us a lot, so we threatened to set off the Doomsday Device if he continued talking. As soon as he found out about the Device and that it belonged to Evil Baby Minion Yami Bakura, he demanded to go into Umeko's closet and kill him. We tried to hold him back, but he eventually overpowered us when he called in his forces, and made his way into the closet. He came out, declared that he had killed Evil Baby Minion Yami Bakura, and returned to his normal agenda.
Upon closer inspection of the aftermath, we realized that Evil Baby Minion Yami Bakura hadn't died. He had evidently teleported out of the closet, most likely to the Mountain of Doom, just in time.
Evil Baby Minion Yami Bakuta is still alive out there. Be very wary; he just may come after you...
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