...Here is the TRUE story.


As we stated earlier, Evil Baby Minion Yami Bakura originated in our pass-along story. Since Sasheem was Mab's character, she somehow got "rights" over him.

One day (March 2, 2003- Bakura's half-birthday, ironically enough), Mab came over to Umeko's house so that they could go to Friendly's. Umeko had to first finish her art project because, after all, it's her hardest course. So, Mab sat and waited. Eventually, Umeko's six-year-old brother, Chibi Takato (so named because he would wear goggles on his head and had a toy Veemon named Guilmon when Digimon Tamers came out; he also looks like a chibi Takato), came over and started asking us questions and telling us stuff about the God Cards and "Marik" that we really didn't care to know about. We managed to keep him semi-occupied by asking him to think of birthdays for the Abominable Snowman, Rayman and Batman, then marked them on the calendar. That didn't last long, and he started being really annoying again. Mab told him that she had the controls to the Doomsday Device (she had to explain to him what that was) in her watch, and if he talked any more she'd tap the knob three times and set it off. Chibi Takato believed this and became frightened enough to stay quiet for a half a minute. Then he started asking why Mab had the Doomsday Device. Thinking quickly, she said that it was a birthday present for Evil Baby Minion Yami Bakura, since he likes destroying things and a Doomsday Device would be a perfect present for him. But she had the controls becuase if she gave them to Evil Baby Minion Yami Bakura, he'd surely set it off and destroy all of mankind. (Umeko quickly made up a story that he lived in her closet, which is actually where she keeps her Yu-Gi-Oh! DVDs that Chibi Takato isn't supposed to know about. If he did, he'd be watching them at any time he so pleased and would be talking constantly about more than just the God Cards and Marik.) Chibi Takato got angry at Evil Baby Minion Yami Bakura, saying that he shouldn't have the Doomsday Device because it was dangerous. He started to make his way up the stairs, but we managed to get up there before him, what with our ten extra years of growing, and Mab locked herself in Umeko's room. (Umeko had to... do something else that was outside of her room. Take a shower or something.) Chibi Takato then went to Umeko's parents, who were trying to sleep, and kept whining to them that he had to go into Umeko's closet to kill "Evil Baby Bakudon" ("minion" and "yami" weren't yet part of his vocabulary, and it hadn't yet occured to him that Bakura was actually BaKUra). They got fed up and then yelled at Umeko to "let him in her room so that he could kill the baby in her closet." Mab threw the DVDs in Umeko's bed and opened the door to let him in. He walked in (carrying a plastic sword and wearing his Jango Fett armor that made it so that "Evil Baby Bakudon couldn't kill him") and went into the closet. His first reaction was to yell at us, asking if we had tricked him. He soon got over that and emerged to say that Evil Baby Bakudon was killed. We tried convincing him that Evil Baby Minion Yami Bakura hadn't really died, but had escaped to the Mountain of Doom and was safe, but he wouldn't hear anything of it. He spent the rest of the day proudly announcing his victory to everyone.

A week later, he admitted that he hadn't really killed Evil Baby Minion Yami Bakura, but that he was still alive.

 

And that's the story of Evil Baby Minion Yami Bakura.

 

What does Luigi have to do with this? Well, she knows about it, and knew about it before this page was made.