Haruto: Hey, Umeko?
Umeko: *pop; appears* Yes?
Haruto: How come Asahina-kun gets a page and I don't?
Umeko: *blinks* You want a page?
Haruto: Yes!
Umeko: *bewildered* Really?!
Haruto: Is that so hard to believe?
Umeko: *scratches head* Well, you never seemed the type that would want a page...
Haruto: So Asahina-kun deserves one and I don't?
Umeko: That's not what I meant! It's just... I never imagined that you'd want a page...
Haruto: *pouts*
Umeko: Okay, okay! So, you want a page, just like Mutsuki?
Haruto: Yes.
Umeko: Well, all right. And since you're my favorite living character on the show, I'll give you TWO pages!
Haruto: *beams* Really?!
Umeko: Sure thing! Come on out, guys!
Haruo and Bones: *appear* Cossac Dance!! *start dancing* Cossac Dance, Cossac Dance, Cossac Dance, Cossac Dance, Cossac Dance...
Haruto: *blinks* What is this?!
Umeko: These are your pages! Just like Mutsuki has Nino-kun as her page!!
Haruto: *slaps head* I didn't mean a servant! I meant a webpage!
Umeko: Oh! You wanted a webpage?!!
Haruto: YES!!!
Umeko: Okay. This is your page of whining. The end! ^^
Haruto:
Did we blind you with the fonts?
