KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA!!!

You know, there's something about those Kaiba brothers that make us just want to burst out laughing whenever we see them. We're not sure exactly what, but we have some hypothesiseseseseses. So just hear us out!

Seto Kaiba

Seto is most undoubtedly the most amusing of the three Kaiba brothers. Not only does his alter ego have Green Hair, but he sounds like Kermit the Frog. Seriously, he does (in the Japanese version). Actually, his voice fluctuates from sounding like Kermit to NOT sounding like Kermit, which makes it even MORE amusing!! He also has a blimp. He loves his blimp. His blimp is called the Kaibamobile (even though it's not). He is just SO excited inside of his blimp, and he sits there SO excitedly chanting, "KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA!!!" Unfortunately, he doesn't let anyone see. But we have set of hidden cameras, so it's only a matter of time! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Green Haired Kaiba

Actually... Here's a better one.

Okay, so, Green Haired Kaiba is ultimately better than his brown haired counterpart. So what's amusing about him? Well, he has vivid green hair that blinds Bakura. And also, he's voiced by Hikaru Midorikawa. Okay, that's really not that amusing. Also, he has orange eyes. ORANGE. Nextly, he wears a white school uniform while everyone ELSE wears blue. What IS it with those Kaibas and white clothes!? Maybe it's becuase they look good in them or something. Meh. Lastly, he acts all NICE and stuff but he really has EVIL INTENTIONS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! But brown haired Kaiba doesn't even TRY to pretend that he doesn't like Yuugi and da gang. Stupid brown haired Kaiba.

Mokuba Kaiba

We don't really like Mokuba. At all. We're not exactly sure why we started hating him. But, oh well!
So, first of all, Mokuba is Ikkakumon. No, seriously, he is. TRUST US. Also, his hair is really greasy and long (eww...) and we're surprised and APPALLED that Seto let Mokuba grow his hair that way! And Mokuba is an outcast and never wears any white. Stupid Mokuba! Red, blue and yellow won't cut it! And it's just amazing how often he gets taken hostage. I mean... Pegasus, the video game, Ghouls, Noah... And he can jump ridiculously tall KaibaCorp gates in a single bound, but he doesn't escape his imprisonments! ARGH! Actually... he does, but just pretend that he doesn't. And he drives helicopters. What kind of ten-year-old (estimation) drives a HELICOPTER?! Lastly, he wants to be in a boy band. THE END!!

Noah Kaiba

To start off with, he's dead. He also looks like Momiji with green hair. Not only that, but he LURVES his bunny! Isn't that so crazy? If only he were a girl, then he could hug Momiji and then he'd have a BUNNY!!! Okay... I'm making no sense. Actually, I am, but...
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DIE!!!!!!!!!