And here we go declaring the love of a Yu-Gi-Oh! character and an inanimate object again. (Does Kuriboh count as an inanimate object?)
So, what's the pairing this time?
Seto and the Millennium Rod.
Actually, that sounds really wrong. So, you know what? We'll change the Millennium Rod's name to the Millennium Tinny Stick.
Anyway, the Millennium Tinny Stick is in love with Seto. Why? Well, Seto was the Tinny Stick's former master, of course!!
I know you're thinking, "How can the Millennium Rod love Seto?" Well, STOP THINKING THAT!!! It's the Millennium Tinny Stick!!
Have you replaced "Rod" with "Tinny Stick" in your mind now?
Good.
Anyway, you're thinking, "How can the Millennium Tinny Stick love Seto?" Well, don't underestimate the power of the Millennium Items!! They have total AUTHORITAH!!!
So, how do I know of the Millennium Tinny Stick's love for Seto? That's easy!! The Tinny Stick expressed its love for Seto in episode 94!!
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You're underestimating the Millennium Items again, aren't you?! DON'T LIE TO ME!!! I KNOW YOU ARE!!!! Now, STOP!!
So, anyway, Seto was dueling with ISHIZU!!! (bless you), and he had Obelisk out and all that stuff that Seto ALWAYS must do and stuff. But ISHIZU!!! (gesundheit) had put down this trap-card-thing that so that Obelisk had a bomb inside him or something, and so if Obelisk moved he'd spontaneously combust and get rid of Seto's life points and all that jazz. Then Seto was about to attack with Obelisk, and Yami Malik started walking away since he knew who would win. Suddenly, YAMI MALIK'S BUTT STARTED GLOWING!!!
Just kidding. It was just the Millennium Tinny Stick, which was attached to his belt or something. Then the Millennium Tinny Stick gave Seto a vision about how if he attacked he'd die or something, and then a vision about his life in Egypt for some random reason that doesn't make any sense or something. So then, Seto DIDN'T make Obelisk attack, and ISHIZU!!! (stop sneezing!) was sorta freaking out because her Millennium Tau... NECKLACE!!!! didn't show her the future correctly and stuff and Seto beat her and blah.
Isn't that all just so detailed and clear?
So, basically, the Millennium Tinny Stick saved Seto's life because it loves him. YAY!!!
And ISHIZU!!! (ARGH!!) gave Yuugi her Tau... NECKLACE!!!! because it was broken or something like that. BUT THAT DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE PAGE!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
The end.