Mutsuki: Hi, everyone! I'm Asahina Mutsuki and this is my page about Noa!
Haruto: *pops up* Noah?
Mutsuki: Yup!
Haruto: Ah! *whips out a Bible* Genesis 6:13! "And God said to Noah-"
Mutsuki: What the hell are you doing?
Haruto: That's not what he said.
Mutsuki: No, what are you doing, Kaichou-san?
Haruto: I'm reading the Bible story of Noah.
Mutsuki: Noa's not in the Bible.
Haruto: Yes he is!
Mutsuki: Only a minister's son would think that!
Kazumi: *runs in on hands and knees* ROWR!!
Haruto: *sighs* Asahina-kun...
Mutsuki: No! This is my page about Noa, and you two aren't supposed to be here! I'm not exorcising him, I'm going to talk about Noa!
Kazumi: ROWR ROWR ROWR!!
Haruto: Then talk. I'm sure the spirit will leave Kazumi-kun's body on its own.
Mutsuki: Thank you. Anyway, Noa is without a doubt the cutest character in Yu-Gi-Oh! To begin with, he already wears little boy shorts, so I don't have to force them on him! *giggles*
Nino-kun: Ne, Mustuki-san...
Mutsuki: Kyaah! Nino-kun! *hugs him* You look so cute!
Nino-kun: Why did I have to dress up like Noa?
Mutsuki: Because I needed a visual aid!
Nino-kun: ;_;
Mutsuki: So! As you can see (Umeko: Sorry, Mutsuki isn't aware that you can't see them. ^^;;;), Nino-kun, like Noa, has green hair! And they're both the age of twelve or under, the PERFECT age range! AND! Neither of them are alive, meaning that THEY DON'T AGE!! They stay the PERFECT age FOREVER!!!
Nino-kun: Mutsuki-san, can I change clothes now?
Kazumi: *runs in again, this time on two legs* Yes! Now I have a body!
Haruto: Asahina-kun! A different spirit possessed him and is talking about taking over some sort of Kaiba Corporation or something and it's scaring me!!!
Mutsuki: Kyaaaah! It's Noah!
Kazumi: Yes. I am Noa. AND THIS IS MY ARK!! *his ark floats in the air above him*
Haruto: *freaking out*