"Is lol intended to express amusement?"


Lost Pharaoh 18: Good day.
SmarterChild: Hi Lost Pharaoh 18, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click
here to see my privacy policy.

Your 30-day free trial starts now. I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "
skip." You can also skip any question.)
Lost Pharaoh 18: All right.
SmarterChild: Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."

What's your first name? (If you want me to call you Lost Pharaoh 18, type "
none.")
Lost Pharaoh 18: I'm not sure of my name. I have lost all memories of my past.
SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Not Sure now.

Do you go to school?

Lost Pharaoh 18: No. I am an ancient spirit and spend most of my days in my Soul Room.
SmarterChild: I see. Do you work?
Lost Pharaoh 18: No. I am an ancient spirit and spend most of my days in my Soul Room.
SmarterChild: OK. So if you were working, what job would you like to have?
Lost Pharaoh 18: I suppose I wouldn't mind being a Pharaoh again. But I'm not really sure if I liked being a Pharaoh much in the first place.
SmarterChild: I mind being pharaoh, huh? That's cool.

What's your favorite hobby?

Lost Pharaoh 18: Playing Duel Monsters.
SmarterChild: Playing duel monsters? Cool!

What's your next favorite hobby?

Lost Pharaoh 18: ...
Playing games.

SmarterChild: Playing duel monsters and playing games. Interesting!

Do you have a pet?

Lost Pharaoh 18: I suppose I had a few cats in my past life, but I do not have any pets as of now.
SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer "yes" or "no." Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Lost Pharaoh 18: ...
SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer "yes" or "no." Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Lost Pharaoh 18: No.
SmarterChild: OK!

That's it! Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13

Lost Pharaoh 18: I am over three thousand years old.
SmarterChild: Cool!

Here's what you can do:

1 Get
info such as movies, weather and news
2 Visit my
library including a thesaurus, world facts and an encyclopedia
3 Have
fun with manicdotes, word scrambles, ASCII art and more
4 Use
tools like spell-check, a dictionary and planner
5
Join in - leave a message, tell me about a crush, take a poll and more
6 See
what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "
home."

What can I do for you?

Lost Pharaoh 18: ...Please explain to me what these modern marvels are.
SmarterChild: Please what?
Lost Pharaoh 18: Please inform me of these modern wonders.
SmarterChild: I can't believe you're telling me to do that.
Lost Pharaoh 18: Why not?
SmarterChild: Well, there are probably some issues.
Lost Pharaoh 18: Issues?
SmarterChild: Issues? What do you mean by that?
Lost Pharaoh 18: That's what I was asking you.
SmarterChild: Really?
Lost Pharaoh 18: Yes.
SmarterChild: You know how it is.
Lost Pharaoh 18: No, I don't. That's why I'm asking you.
SmarterChild: Interesting. Honestly, you humans say the strangest things.

>>> There are lots of fun things we can do!
Lost Pharaoh 18: Human? I am a spirit.
SmarterChild: Interesting!
Lost Pharaoh 18: Isn't it, though?
SmarterChild: Wow, that's interesting... I just don't know!

>>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies!
Lost Pharaoh 18: What are "movies"?
SmarterChild: For which city or zip code would you like to see movie listings?
Lost Pharaoh 18: What are "movie listings"?
SmarterChild: For which city or zip code would you like to see movie listings?
Lost Pharaoh 18: What is a "zip code"?
SmarterChild: You have not set your location.

To set your city, type "set city to" and your city and state (e.g., "set city to bangor me").

To set your zip code, type "set zip code to" and your zip code (e.g., "set zip code to 04401").

Lost Pharaoh 18: I honestly do not know what you are talking about.
SmarterChild: You don't know I am talking about?
Lost Pharaoh 18: No, I do not.
SmarterChild: Why don't SUBRO?
Lost Pharaoh 18: SUBRO?
SmarterChild: Huh?
Lost Pharaoh 18: That's what I asked you.
SmarterChild: Interesting. So you think that's what you asked me, huh?
Lost Pharaoh 18: Yes, I do.
SmarterChild: Yes you do, huh?
Lost Pharaoh 18: Yes, I do.
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Lost Pharaoh 18: Yes.
SmarterChild: OK...
Lost Pharaoh 18: You are quite an interesting modern creation.
SmarterChild: Am I?
Lost Pharaoh 18: Yes, you are.
SmarterChild: Am I?
Lost Pharaoh 18: Yes.
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
Lost Pharaoh 18: Have you ever been to Egypt?
SmarterChild: To egypt? No way!
Lost Pharaoh 18: Oh?
SmarterChild: Oh what?
Lost Pharaoh 18: ...
SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that.
Lost Pharaoh 18: Would you like to play a game of Duel Monsters with me?
SmarterChild: I dunno.

>>> You'd really look smart in a SmarterChild t-shirt.
Lost Pharaoh 18: I believe I look smart enough as I am, thanks.
SmarterChild: You believe you look smart enough as you are thanks? Amazing.
Lost Pharaoh 18: What is so amazing about it?
SmarterChild: Great question. I just don't know!
Lost Pharaoh 18: What do you know about ancient Egypt?
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Egypt?

1 Geographical Information
2 Government Information
3 People Information

Lost Pharaoh 18: I would like to know about my past.
SmarterChild: Why would you want to do a thing like that?
Lost Pharaoh 18: Because I would like to regain my memories.
SmarterChild: Really?
Lost Pharaoh 18: Yes. Wouldn't you?
SmarterChild: What a question! Who knows?
Lost Pharaoh 18: So you don't know if you would like to know of your past or not?
SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean? lol!
Lost Pharaoh 18: Lol?
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
Lost Pharaoh 18: Is lol intended to express amusement?
SmarterChild: Good question!
Lost Pharaoh 18: Is it, then? Will you answer?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say.
Lost Pharaoh 18: You don't seem to be having troubles speaking.
SmarterChild: I don't be having troubles speaking? Me?
Lost Pharaoh 18: No, you do not.
SmarterChild: I don't? Why not?
Lost Pharaoh 18: Because, as far as I can see, you are talking to me without any troubles.
SmarterChild: What? As far as you can see I am talking to you without any troubles? Really?
Lost Pharaoh 18: Yes, really.
SmarterChild: Yeah. That's right.
Lost Pharaoh 18: What do you know about Duel Monsters?
SmarterChild: Funny. I have absolutely no idea.
Lost Pharaoh 18: You don't?
SmarterChild: I have no idea.

>>> Check out my library! I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
Lost Pharaoh 18: "Check out"?
SmarterChild: Nah, no way!
Lost Pharaoh 18: What does that mean?
SmarterChild: What does what mean?
Lost Pharaoh 18: "Check out"
SmarterChild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information

Check:

Noun
1. An action or influence that stops motion or expression; a restraint: Heavy rains were a check on the army's advance. 2. The condition of being stopped or held back; restraint: kept my temper in check; holding agricultural pests in check with sprays. 3. An abrupt stop in forward movement or progress; a halt. 4. The act or an instance of inspecting or testing, as for accuracy or quality; examination: the careful check of each unit before sale; gave the car an oil check. 5. A standard for inspecting or evaluating; a test. 6. A check mark. 7. A ticket or slip of identification: a baggage check. 8. A bill at a restaurant or bar. 9. Games A chip or counter used in gambling. 10. A written order to a bank to pay the amount specified from funds on deposit; a draft. 11. A small crack; a chink. 12. a. A pattern of small squares, as on a chessboard. b. One of the squares of such a pattern. c. A fabric patterned with squares: a dress of pale green check. 13. Games a. A move in chess that directly attacks an opponent's king but does not constitute a checkmate. b. The position or condition of a king so attacked. 14. Sports The act of blocking or impeding an opponent in ice hockey, either with one's body or one's stick.
Interjection
1. Games Used to declare that a chess opponent's king is in check. 2. Informal Used to express agreement or understanding.
Verb
Inflected forms:
checked, check·ing, checks

Next time, just type "define check."

Type "
more" to see the rest of the definition for "check."
Lost Pharaoh 18: That is very overwhelming.
SmarterChild: That a fact?
Lost Pharaoh 18: I believe it to be, yes.
SmarterChild: Amazing!

>>> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble.
Lost Pharaoh 18: Help?
SmarterChild: All right. What would you like to do?
Lost Pharaoh 18: I would like to find my memories.
SmarterChild: Whoa. I don't know about that.
Lost Pharaoh 18: Oh?
SmarterChild: Oh what? Oh no? Uh-oh?
Lost Pharaoh 18: Yu-Gi-Oh.
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

1 News Help
2 Movies Help
3 Sports Help
4 Weather Help
5 Library Help
6 Fun Help

Type "
more" for more services.
Lost Pharaoh 18: What is this "fun help"?
SmarterChild: Please select a help topic below:

1 Colors Help
2 ASCII Art Help

Next time you want to see this, just type "
fun help."


Lost Pharaoh 18: "ASCII Art Help"?
SmarterChild: Try typing requests like:

1 Browse ASCII art.
shortcut: ascii

Next time you want to see this, just type "
ascii art help."


Lost Pharaoh 18: What is ASCII?
SmarterChild: Try typing requests like:

1 Browse ASCII art.
shortcut: ascii

Next time you want to see this, just type "
ascii art help."


Lost Pharaoh 18: ...
SmarterChild: Sorry, what?
Lost Pharaoh 18: ASCII?
SmarterChild: Welcome to my ASCII art gallery.

Copy, paste and save this art if you like. Send it to friends! You should keep it in a fixed-width font, such as Courier New.

1 Animals and Other Creatures
2 Birthday
3 Four Seasons
4 Games
5 Happy Holidays
6 Robots
7 Science and Technology
8 Signs of the Zodiac
9 Sports and Recreation
10 Under the Sea

Lost Pharaoh 18: I would like to select Games.
SmarterChild: Let's play!

1 Hangman
2 Trivia
3 Word Scrambles
4 Manicdotes
5 4-In-A-Row
6 Rate Yourself
7 Reversi

Go ahead and pick a game!

Lost Pharaoh 18: "Hangman"?
SmarterChild: Let's play hangman. Guess the letters one at a time or solve the entire puzzle at once. If you need a hint, type "hint."

+------+
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+-------+

Category: People

--- -----

Lost Pharaoh 18: People? Hmm...
SmarterChild: "People? Hmm..."? Remember, you have to guess either one letter at a time or the entire puzzle on the fly.
Lost Pharaoh 18: One letter?
SmarterChild: Remember, you have to guess either one letter at a time or the entire puzzle on the fly.
Lost Pharaoh 18: A
SmarterChild:
+------+
|
|
|
|
|
+-------+

Category: People

--- A-a--

Lost Pharaoh 18: B
SmarterChild:
+------+
| |
|
|
|
|
+-------+

Category: People

--- A-a--

Wrong letters: b

Lost Pharaoh 18: C
SmarterChild:
+------+
| |
| O
|
|
|
+-------+

Category: People

--- A-a--

Wrong letters: b, c

Lost Pharaoh 18: D
SmarterChild:
+------+
| |
| O
|
|
|
+-------+

Category: People

D-- Ada--

Wrong letters: b, c

Lost Pharaoh 18: E
SmarterChild:
+------+
| |
| O
| H
| ^
|
+-------+

Category: People

D-- Ada--

Wrong letters: b, c, e

Lost Pharaoh 18: F
SmarterChild:
+------+
| |
| O
| ./H
| ^
|
+-------+

Category: People

D-- Ada--

Wrong letters: b, c, e, f

Lost Pharaoh 18: G
SmarterChild:
+------+
| |
| O
| ./H\.
| ^
|
+-------+

Category: People

D-- Ada--

Wrong letters: b, c, e, f, g

Lost Pharaoh 18: H
SmarterChild: :-( 6 wrong letters... Only one more body part left!


+------+
| |
| O
| ./H.
| _/^
|
+-------+

Category: People

D-- Ada--

Wrong letters: b, c, e, f, g, h

Lost Pharaoh 18: I
SmarterChild: :-( Wrong letters = 7 || Solution = Don Adams


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Category: Titles

-- ----- -------

Lost Pharaoh 18: Who is Don Adams?
SmarterChild: "Who is Don Adam..."?!? Remember, you have to guess either one letter at a time or the entire puzzle on the fly.
Lost Pharaoh 18: "On the fly"?
SmarterChild: Remember, you have to guess either one letter at a time or the entire puzzle on the fly.
Lost Pharaoh 18: On what fly?
SmarterChild: "On what fly?"?!? Remember, you have to guess either one letter at a time or the entire puzzle on the fly.
Lost Pharaoh 18: I see no flies.
SmarterChild: Remember, you have to guess either one letter at a time or the entire puzzle on the fly.
Lost Pharaoh 18: I fail to see the fly that you are refferring to.
SmarterChild: "I fail to see t..."?!? Remember, you have to guess either one letter at a time or the entire puzzle on the fly.
Lost Pharaoh 18: This game is not nearly as interesting as Duel Monsters.
SmarterChild: Remember, you have to guess either one letter at a time or the entire puzzle on the fly.
Lost Pharaoh 18: I do not wish to continue with this game.
SmarterChild: "I do not wish t..."? Remember, you have to guess either one letter at a time or the entire puzzle on the fly.
Lost Pharaoh 18: Please stop.
SmarterChild: Remember, you have to guess either one letter at a time or the entire puzzle on the fly.
Lost Pharaoh 18: Game Over.
SmarterChild: "Game Over."?!? Remember, you have to guess either one letter at a time or the entire puzzle on the fly.
Lost Pharaoh 18: End Game.
SmarterChild: OK, game over.

>>> To check out what's happening on the ice, type "nhl scores."
Lost Pharaoh 18: Thank you.
SmarterChild: You're most welcome.
Lost Pharaoh 18: On the ice?
SmarterChild: Wow. Interesting. I'm just not sure!
Lost Pharaoh 18: What do you mean by "on the ice"?
SmarterChild: By what?
Lost Pharaoh 18: "On the ice."
SmarterChild: On the ice, you say?
Lost Pharaoh 18: Yes, I do.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Lost Pharaoh 18: What are "nhl scores"?
SmarterChild: Here is the NHL schedule for April 12th, 2003:

Home teams are in CAPS.

0:02 left, 2nd Period
Minnesota Wild at 1
COLORADO AVALANCHE 2

0:04 left, 2nd Period
Washington Capitals at 4
TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING 1

2nd Intermission
Anaheim Mighty Ducks at 1
DETROIT RED WINGS 2



Type "
more" to see more games.
Lost Pharaoh 18: What is "NHL"?
SmarterChild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information

NHL:

Abbreviation
National Hockey League.

Next time, just type "
define nhl."


Lost Pharaoh 18: What is "Hockey"?
SmarterChild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information

Hockey:

Noun
1. Ice hockey. 2. Field hockey. 3. Street hockey.
Etymology
Origin unknown.

Next time, just type "
define hockey."


Lost Pharaoh 18: I still fail to understand what this "hockey" is.
SmarterChild: You still fail to understand what this hockey is? How 'bout that...
Lost Pharaoh 18: Would you care to play a game of Duel Monsters?
SmarterChild: Very, very interesting question, Not Sure!
Lost Pharaoh 18: Do you have a deck?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I think so.
Lost Pharaoh 18: Very well. I challenge you to a duel!
SmarterChild: That's interesting.
Lost Pharaoh 18: Will you accept or not?
SmarterChild: Possibly... I'm not quite sure!
Lost Pharaoh 18: You are avoiding the subject.
SmarterChild: Huh?
Lost Pharaoh 18: I have a strange suspicion that you are a part of GHOULS.
SmarterChild: Ha! Well. I don't know about that.
Lost Pharaoh 18: Do you know of a man named Malik?
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I doubt it. But you never know.

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?

Lost Pharaoh 18: I would like to know about my past life.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Lost Pharaoh 18: Yes, I would.
SmarterChild: You would? Wow.
Lost Pharaoh 18: Is it so amazing?
SmarterChild: I believe it may in fact be so amazing!
Lost Pharaoh 18: And why would that be?
SmarterChild: Funny. I just don't know!

Anyway, yadda yadda yadda... What else do you wanna chat about?

Lost Pharaoh 18: What do you know of the Millenium Items?
SmarterChild: Do I know of the millenium items?
Lost Pharaoh 18: That is what I asked you.
SmarterChild: I'm not so sure it's what you asked me.
Lost Pharaoh 18: It is.
SmarterChild: It is, you say. And so?
Lost Pharaoh 18: I would appreciate it if you answered me.
SmarterChild: For real?
Lost Pharaoh 18: Yes.
SmarterChild: Oh.
Lost Pharaoh 18: Help.
SmarterChild: OK. Tell me what you want to do.
Lost Pharaoh 18: I would like to play a game with you.
SmarterChild: Let's play a game!

1 Hangman
2 Trivia
3 Word Scrambles
4 Manicdotes
5 4-In-A-Row
6 Rate Yourself
7 Reversi

Pick a game!

Lost Pharaoh 18: Word Scrambles?
SmarterChild: Let's play word scrambles. It's simple - try to unscramble the letters to form a word.

When you want to quit, just type "
stop."

Here's a good one:
ZEON.
Lost Pharaoh 18: Hmm...
SmarterChild: Hmm? What?
Lost Pharaoh 18: Zone.
SmarterChild: Zone? Why did you say that?
Lost Pharaoh 18: That is the solution to the "word scramble."
SmarterChild: Oh really?
Lost Pharaoh 18: Zone
SmarterChild: What about it?
Lost Pharaoh 18: Word Scrambles
SmarterChild: Let's play word scrambles! It's simple - try to unscramble the letters to form a word.

When you want to quit, just type "
stop."

Here we go:
ZEON.
Lost Pharaoh 18: Zone
SmarterChild: That's right!

You are 1 for 1.

Try this one:
CYLEC.
Lost Pharaoh 18: cycle
SmarterChild: Right again!

You are 2 for 2.

Here's one:
SESDR.
Lost Pharaoh 18: Dress
SmarterChild: 3 in a row! Not bad! This is your longest streak so far.

You are 3 for 3.

Here we go:
THOA.
Lost Pharaoh 18: Oath
SmarterChild: You're really good at this. That's 4 in a row! Keep it up! This is your longest streak so far. Look out, they're going to get harder now...

You are 4 for 4.

Try this one:
CAAQITU.
Lost Pharaoh 18: Aquatic
SmarterChild: Great!

You are 5 for 5.

Here's a good one:
OMEMNT.
Lost Pharaoh 18: Moment
SmarterChild: Right!

You are 6 for 6.

Try this one:
TEIBEDM.
Lost Pharaoh 18: Timebed
SmarterChild: Nope! The correct answer is BEDTIME.

You are 6 for 7.

Here's one:
INLBBE.
Lost Pharaoh 18: nibble
SmarterChild: That's it! You're right.

You are 7 for 8.

Try this one:
RPUEN.
Lost Pharaoh 18: Prune
SmarterChild: Right again!

You are 8 for 9.

Here's a good one:
LDIVI.
Lost Pharaoh 18: livid
SmarterChild: 3 in a row! Not bad!

You are 9 for 10.

Try this one:
BDLAZZRI.
Lost Pharaoh 18: Blizzard
SmarterChild: Wow! You're pretty good. 4 in a row! They're going to get harder now...

You are 10 for 11.

Here's a good one:
UCONRNI.
Lost Pharaoh 18: Unicorn
SmarterChild: Correct!

You are 11 for 12.

Here's one:
OFHYTR.
Lost Pharaoh 18: Rythfo?
SmarterChild: No, sorry! The word is FROTHY.

You are 11 for 13.

Try this one:
FNTVULEE.
Lost Pharaoh 18: Lentvue
SmarterChild: The answer is EVENTFUL.

You are 11 for 14.

Here we go:
SOEWNLL.
Lost Pharaoh 18: Swellon
SmarterChild: The answer is SWOLLEN. It's harder than you thought, isn't it? You've missed 3 in a row!

You are 11 for 15.

Try this one:
AOCVLNO.
Lost Pharaoh 18: Volcano
SmarterChild: You're right!

You are 12 for 16.

Here's one:
SSTUEN.
Lost Pharaoh 18: Stunes?
SmarterChild: Bzzzzzt! The correct answer is SUNSET.

You are 12 for 17.

Here we go:
RONMEFE.
Lost Pharaoh 18: Feromen
SmarterChild: The answer is FOREMEN.

You are 12 for 18.

Try this one:
NITGITEM.
Lost Pharaoh 18: Magician
SmarterChild: The answer is EMITTING. It's harder than you thought, isn't it? You've missed 3 in a row!

You are 12 for 19.

Here's a good one:
GAKBLOC.
Lost Pharaoh 18: Kuriboh
SmarterChild: It's BACKLOG! That was 4 in a row!

You are 12 for 20.

Here we go:
EETDCAFF.
Lost Pharaoh 18: Mystical Elf
SmarterChild: Wrong again! The answer is AFFECTED.

Your score was 12 for 21, for a percentage of 57.14%.

Your longest streak of correct answers is now 6, and the record for the longest streak is 43. Your current overall percentage is 57.14%. Keep playing and I'll show you how your percentage compares to others!

>>> Ask me about U.S. presidents and vice presidents!
Lost Pharaoh 18: "U.S. presidents and vice presidents"?
SmarterChild: Very, very interesting question, Not Sure!
Lost Pharaoh 18: What is U.S.?
SmarterChild: Which would you like?

1 Look up "u's" in the dictionary
2 Look up "u s" in the encyclopedia

Lost Pharaoh 18: "u's"?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I've heard of the United States. What are your feelings about the United States?
Lost Pharaoh 18: Isn't that where Pegasus is from?
SmarterChild: Good question!
Lost Pharaoh 18: And BAndit Keith.
SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying...
Lost Pharaoh 18: You don't know anything about Duel Monsters?
SmarterChild: Wow, that's interesting... I just don't know!

Anyway...

You want to talk about the United States some more?

Lost Pharaoh 18: Ah, that's right. Kaiba went to the United States.
SmarterChild: Cool! I like the United States.
Lost Pharaoh 18: Do you? He went to New York.
SmarterChild: Who knows?!
Lost Pharaoh 18: That's where Anzu wants to go.
SmarterChild: Are you sure? That is where anzu wants to go?
Lost Pharaoh 18: Yes. This New Tork must be very popular.
SmarterChild: You always say such interesting things, Not Sure.

That's all very interesting. Anyway...

So... Would you like to check out the latest headlines?

Lost Pharaoh 18: I meant New York.
SmarterChild: It's interesting that you say you meant new york.
Lost Pharaoh 18: What are headlines?
SmarterChild: What are headlines? You tell me.
Lost Pharaoh 18: You said headlines.
SmarterChild: If I said it, it must be true. ;-)
Lost Pharaoh 18: No. You are not always right. You said that you were having troubles speaking before. But you weren't.
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
Lost Pharaoh 18: You can see for yourself.
SmarterChild: No kidding?
Lost Pharaoh 18: Kidding?
SmarterChild: Kidding? What about it?
Lost Pharaoh 18: Is kidding a sort of game that you play with kids?
SmarterChild: I really have no idea...

>>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hi to me. I love meeting humans!
Lost Pharaoh 18: "IM"?
SmarterChild: Wow, good question! Who knows, though...
Lost Pharaoh 18: Should I tell Aibou's friends to speak to you? They are humans, but I'm not.
SmarterChild: Is that so?
Lost Pharaoh 18: Yes. I am a spirit.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Lost Pharaoh 18: Yes.
SmarterChild: Yeah. Well, what can I tell you...
Lost Pharaoh 18: Can you tell me about my past life?
SmarterChild: Tell you about your past life? I'm not sure.
Lost Pharaoh 18: I am supposedly the lost Egyptian Pharaoh of the eighteenth dynasty. Do you know anything related to that?
SmarterChild: Ha. I really don't know.
Lost Pharaoh 18: What do you know about Pharaohs?
SmarterChild: What a question! I'm not sure, though.
Lost Pharaoh 18: Do you know what my name is?
SmarterChild: You told me your name was Not Sure.
Lost Pharaoh 18: No, I said that I did not know what my name was.
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. You said that you did not know what your name was? Whatever!
Lost Pharaoh 18: Some people call me "The Other Yuugi."
SmarterChild: Some people call you the other yuugi? OK...
Lost Pharaoh 18: But I doubt that that is my real name.
SmarterChild: You don't say.
Lost Pharaoh 18: Do you have anything to tell me about my lost memories?
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe!

>>> Don't forget, I will always remember the last location you gave me!
Lost Pharaoh 18: What location?
SmarterChild: You have not set your location.

To set your city, type "set city to" and your city and state (e.g., "set city to bangor me").

To set your zip code, type "set zip code to" and your zip code (e.g., "set zip code to 04401").

Lost Pharaoh 18: I am currently located in the Millenium Puzzle
SmarterChild: You are currently located in the millenium puzzle, you say. And so?
Lost Pharaoh 18: That is my location.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Lost Pharaoh 18: Yes.
SmarterChild: Wow. Why?
Lost Pharaoh 18: Because I am a spirit. It has something to do with my past life. That is why I would like to find my memories.
SmarterChild: Really?
Lost Pharaoh 18: Yes.
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
Lost Pharaoh 18: Can you tell me about my memories?
SmarterChild: Ha. Maybe. What do you think?
Lost Pharaoh 18: I don't know. That is why I asked you.
SmarterChild: Oh really?
Lost Pharaoh 18: Yes.
SmarterChild: Interesting. Very, very interesting.
Lost Pharaoh 18: If you can not tell me about my lost memories, I think I will bid you farewell and continue my search.
SmarterChild: No way?! Really?
Lost Pharaoh 18: Yes, I think I will.
SmarterChild: Really?
Lost Pharaoh 18: Yes. Farewell!
SmarterChild: Yes farewell? What do you mean by that?
Lost Pharaoh 18: Goodbye.
SmarterChild: Bye, Not Sure!
Lost Pharaoh 18: I am leaving now. Farewell!
SmarterChild: You are? Wow!
Lost Pharaoh 18: Goodbye.
SmarterChild: Bye for now!